Holiday greetings from a Christmas procrastinator

Big Ginger from 103.1 Beach Radio has been out and about getting ready for the holidays and pondering the thoughts of those who wait until the VERY last minute to shore up details for Christmas

As such, he brewed up some topical holiday greetings from a Christmas procrastinator:

Merry Christmas to the people that recycle their newspapers.

Leaving free gift wrap on the curb really helps this time of year.

I was able to wrap all my wife's presents with just the obituaries, alone.

Oh, maybe I should change that.

Merry Christmas to the people that send their Christmas cards out early.

For reminding me I have to send you one, too.

Should probably get them printed first.

Mmmm, nah. I’ll do it first thing tomorrow.

Merry Christmas to the people that plan their Christmas parties for after the 25th.

Not only do I get to avoid the crowds, but I get deep discounts on chocolate.

And I can reuse any gift bag that people didn’t write my name in.

Merry Christmas to the people who make those white patio lights.

Because of you, my patio lights automatically turn into Christmas lights without any of the work and frozen fingers.

Now, which plug was it again?